oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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