You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
love makes seman taste better
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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