i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
