how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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