On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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