love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
one two three fourrrrnication!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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