Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have surprise drugs for everyone
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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