she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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