i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
