I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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