so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
tell me about the eggs
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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