So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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