Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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