I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i dont even know how to be here
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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