just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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