Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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