do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was not drunk enough for that final.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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