when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Alive.
So much puke
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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