its not stalking. its research.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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