when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Mom said you looked used
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize