Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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