i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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