Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The adults are the big ones right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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