He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
