I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it was like eating out sand paper
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
