There was a lot of him and a little penis
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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