At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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