Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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