I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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