You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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