can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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