we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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