Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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