So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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