How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He shit in the fireplace
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