Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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