You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
