Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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