Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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