Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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