He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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