just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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