I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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