ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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