Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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