he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i now understand why vodka
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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