so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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