Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere