pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?