How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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