At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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