im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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