i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.