At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina