I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.