Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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