I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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