I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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